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So I am trying this mobile and it sucks. I really had a strangle a parent moment today. This lady keeps trying to talk her daughter out of getting this massive awesome 3pack of Marvel Legends with Captain Marvel (when she was still Ms. Marvel) Captain America looking like a bit Ultimate and First Avenger movie style and maybe the first Radioactive Man I've ever seen in Legends scale. If the link works you can see a picture of it. The little gal is maybe 6ish? Now price is not really an issue, this thing was marked down from 50 bucks to an amazing 15 bucks, which is less than retail for just one figure, much less 3. But mom keeps telling the girl "you don't play with these characters, you don't even know who they are" uggg that kills me...
Your little girl probably knows full well who Captain America is. The green guy, yeah she might have thought he was the Hulk, and more than likely she has no clue who Ms. Marvel is at all. But that was why she wanted it! She saw a kick butt gal who looks like a superhero version of Malibu Barbie, just with some mucsles instead of stick arms and legs and realized that means she can be a strong girl who can be on par with Captain America and that huge green Hulk looking guy.
I should have not minded my own business and damn me for not saying something. I hope that little gal does find more ass kicking inspirations and doesn't just become a pink princess drone in the colony. We need more Captain Marvel's out there.
These rumors about Spider-Man movies gave me a prophetic sort of dream. The next film has a subplot of an imposter Spider-Man. Shades of stories involving Chameleon and Mysterio, who end up being the villains. A "clone" of Gwen or another trick by Chameleon who gets captured before the climax and reveals Mysterio. The toying with Peter's life almost breaks him and he begins to savagely beat the defeated and now passed out Mysterio. Until an arm grabs him, Gwen... Wasn't she Chameleon in disquise? "We don't do this Peter."
Then another Spidey comes out of the shadows and pulls his mask off revealing Tobey Maquire's face under it, "We don't do this." Then another Spidey in the Miles Morales suit comes out removing his mask to show Donald Glover as Gwen puts on a white mask and hood. "Peter Parker you are my hero and we am here to save you."
Holy shit. I just had a dream about the best Spidey sequel setup ever!
I feel a bit dirty updating Livejournal from a phone. But it has been too long and this is the easiest way anymore.
Oh wow I keep seeing ads for Archie vs Predator. Like those big stealth mode alien guy Predators, not the Hockey team. In the 90s this would have been a straight up joke, like Punisher vs Archie, but now Archie has a serious horror themed line with zombies and Sabrina the teenage witch doung dark magic that would make Harry Potter shocked to see. That means this will probably be a darkly snarky, but really scary book despite the name and silly concept.
This gives me an idea. I think they should use my ending for Archie vs Predator that I wrote as a fan fiction way back in the day ( or really just came up with right now).
Is it wrong that when I hear "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" by the Jackson 5, I wonder what sort of beating Papa Joe threw on MJ and his mom when he told him?